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How To: Ruin Your Ex's Day

Imagine this for a second: So, you're bored and your ex popped up in your head. You don't really want too much from them, but you kinda, maybe, just a little miss them (but not like that). Then, you remember exactly why you don't even need them back in your life, but you kind of want to hit them up for no real reason. So, now you're thinking, "I should text them or something..." *Cue the idea to ruin their day*... End Scene . Well, in a lighthearted spirit, I found myself wanting to write about how to fuck up your ex's day (why not? Vday is coming up!). After some screenshot laden textual banter with my girls one morning, I realized an ex seems to truly know how to get under your skin with just about anything they do . If you ever had a thought to want to hit up an old flame and ruin their life for a few days or some hours due to endless thoughts of you, here are a few ways: How To: Ruin Your Ex's Day  ('cause it's fun to b...