Begum's Mind

Yeah, I lie to you, but don't you lie to me.                                     - Kodak Black, "No Flockin'", 2015 So, you found somebody that you think might be worth your time. You're sick of the games people play and you've had enough of the bullshit people pull on you, and hell, you're even tired of running your own damn game just to stay up. The drawback? You refuse to get caught up and end up a fool in the end so, you still have to play the game . The game you want to play includes you doing all the finessing and the other person being as "100" as you need them to be. So, in the end, you can do all the lying and finagling, but they can't. How messed up is that? Not only can you be the only one who doesn't give your all and keep it completely 100, you also want the other person not to date anybody else. How Sway? Oh, and they better NOT lay with someone else, yet you’re over here getting it in while you can ‘cause y

Imagine this for a second: So, you're bored and your ex popped up in your head. You don't really want too much from them, but you kinda, maybe, just a little miss them (but not like that). Then, you remember exactly why you don't even need them back in your life, but you kind of want to hit them up for no real reason. So, now you're thinking, "I should text them or something..." *Cue the idea to ruin their day*... End Scene . Well, in a lighthearted spirit, I found myself wanting to write about how to fuck up your ex's day (why not? Vday is coming up!). After some screenshot laden textual banter with my girls one morning, I realized an ex seems to truly know how to get under your skin with just about anything they do . If you ever had a thought to want to hit up an old flame and ruin their life for a few days or some hours due to endless thoughts of you, here are a few ways: How To: Ruin Your Ex's Day  ('cause it's fun to b